Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 18, 2023

The reliability and validity would be about the same.

She buys them in bulk from the Psychic Warehouse.

You get what you pay for.

Actually, fortune cookies are pretty tasty — as long as you don’t eat the paper part.

They work as well as the crystal ball.

When I go to the Chinese restaurant, I get the same fortune in my cookie. “The only thing big about you is your imagination!” I’ve got to find a new Chinese restaurant!

I hope you got a refund!

How does her investment advice compare to a full commission Psychic?

I saw on sign on a Chinese restaurant window where one of the letters were obscured. I thought they had “Fate-free Fortune Cookies” :)

They’re a fraud. I’ve never seen one that contained money, much less a fortune.

You get what you pay for…

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Okay…but if you pay LOTS of peanuts, you could get elephants! :D

That’s probably better than having her lie to you?

Come on, it’s just portend anyway.

Very cute…

back in the late 40s my grandmother went to a gypsy that told her there was a curse on the family and for $1,000 she would remove it. My grandmother said no.I am looking for that gypsy and I’m willing to pay interest.

Come on not only do fortune cookies taste good but getting a fortune is fun.