FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 01, 2023

Shin guards or tall alligator skin cowboy boots would be useful.

you said juicy, that’s not juicy

It’s name the body part week on FoxTrot.

You should’ve been more specific!

Tibia or not tibia?

Think: Microwave. High. 5 minutes. Then, “Here kitty, kitty!”

Excellent try! Fantastic effort! But this dog has his mind set on you. ;-)

The dog is just angry his name Fauntleroy.

Time for some shin guards!

Put in a pet cage with only water for a few days – then let out and feed him – he’ll become your friend – (that’s how we trained ornery dogs on the farm)