I am with Verne on this one. According to the bible, heaven is a place where everything operates according to God’s will, so basically God’s little petting zoo, with perfectly behaved little animals, run by a spoiled man-child. No free will, no conflict, no comedy and nothing to do except wait for god’s next command.
“Your average churchgoer can stand no more than about three hours of it in a week when he’s alive, yet he imagines that once he’s dead he’s going to enjoy it all the time, every day.” – Mark Twain (paraphrased)
alien011 over 1 year ago
I am with Verne on this one. According to the bible, heaven is a place where everything operates according to God’s will, so basically God’s little petting zoo, with perfectly behaved little animals, run by a spoiled man-child. No free will, no conflict, no comedy and nothing to do except wait for god’s next command.
Forest Dweller 54 over 1 year ago
All religions are phony and dangerous, that’s just my opinion, take it or leave it.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I think I’d rather be a ghost when I die. That way, I can haunt and terrorize and posses all the people I want.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
I don’t know, RJ, I think you deserve having a cow drop on top of you for a change.
Solarbear Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yes! About time RJ has the cow land on him! Hopefully he’ll retain the lesson. Verne isn’t the Coyote, who deserves what he gets.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Your average churchgoer can stand no more than about three hours of it in a week when he’s alive, yet he imagines that once he’s dead he’s going to enjoy it all the time, every day.” – Mark Twain (paraphrased)
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Oh look, grounded beef.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s all in the eye of the beholder.
leemorse9777 over 1 year ago
You die, you rot, end of story.
crazeekatlady over 1 year ago
I love when the cow drops in for a visit!