Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2023

Just looking at her makes my body feel dislocated…….

Last time I could do that, I was 10.

Chi Whiz!

“Help! I’ve gotten into a pose and cant get out of it!”

“Your ch’i? … Bless you!”

Is she related to The Dude? Her comment reminds me of one of the many quotable quotes from His Dudeness: “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

Oh come on . . . It was an understandable mistake. You can get your ch’i back.

I can’t imagine getting into or out of that position. I see people my age mountain climbing and zip lining and air surfing and white water rafting and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

“The chalk outline really threw me…”

Everyone who has a job in Illinois can do that. When they told us we’d have to bend over backwards to pay our taxes, they weren’t kidding!

Aha hahahahahahaha!

I’m pretty sure that’s a dislocated hooter. :)

Namaste right there, I’ll call for help.

I’m surprised noone has called her out for being a fraud. Yoga focuses the three gunas: tamas (darkness & chaos), rajas (activity & passion), and sattva (beingness & harmony.) Chi is an oriental discipline. The woman should know that.

I miss the good old days when I was more limber in the 30’s.

If it doesn’t look painful, you’re doing it wrong.

So easily distracted and upset, Floor-dweller? Your ch’i still has a very long way to go. Where is your tranquillity of spirit? More ch’i-gong!