Monty by Jim Meddick for June 03, 2023

They’re late, they’re late, for a very important date.

no time to say goodbye-hello- I’m late I’m late I’m late

his watch is exactly two days slow

Mark your ball and let them play through, Monty.

Give it a whack jack.

The rabbit is actually a rules official, about to hit Monty with a 2 stroke penalty for slow play.

Many years ago, I watched a Putt-Putt golf tournament on ESPN.

The girl resembles Sedgwick’s Gwendolyn. The boy…uh…I don’t know what he resembles.

They’re all late for an important date.

Friggin’ really is a great word. It opens up so many doors.

How long has Monty been sitting like that? Can he even get up?

Too cheap to buck-up for a caddy?

These kids are rabid mini-golf fanatics.

How embarrassing! :)

Play through, Monty, you big poseur! The kids need their chance!