Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 03, 2023

It’s the little things that matter

Not sure of proper grammar here, but will do my best…, Dad was the driver of the bus of which he threw Elliot under. (Maybe it’s just a little too wordy, “Dad was the driver of the bus he threw Elliot under”. There, much better.)

Tony asked

Are you sneaky?

Not often and/or enough it seems.

Unparalleled? You’re naive, kid!

You’ve done this strip many many times before, just in different ways. Come on man.

$200?! Way over priced! He can go to a farm store and get a chick for about $1.25 and raise it himself.

Atta boy, Dad………

We aren’t allowed to keep live chickens where I live; besides, the cats would have a field day and the landlord would have a nervous breakdown.

That’s a ridiculous price for one chicken.

Chickens don’t cost $200.

The joys of parenthood. And he said it with such a straight face.

the lad sure has crazy money schemes, doesn’t he?