Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 09, 2023

Where’s the cooler full of beer guys ?

Build him a fire, and he’s warm for a few hours. Set him on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

Teach a man to fish and he’ll spend his life in a boat drinking beer.

I highly recommend those guys get spot-lock, never use an anchor again.

It doesn’t get any better that that!

Works for me .

My ex FIL was also a hunter and trained dogs. He had a wife and 4 daughters who all got PMS at the same time. He almost always took a 4 day weekend at that time of the month.

I think that goes for the boat of ’em.

I’m sure their wives enjoy the peace and quiet when their husbands are off fishing.

My goodness. Heterosexuals seem to lead such unhappy, unfulfilled, and frustrated lives.

Schlock Mercenary Maxim #21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

i like Terry Pratchett’s take on it,

give a man some fire and he will be warm for a day,

set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!!