Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 25, 2023

Broomie i’d rather have the potato chips.

Well, eat them then!

Buy 2 bags then

How can that branch hold the two of them??

I was probably just nitrogen anyway.

Too many potato chips is never a problem at my house.

Not too many folks could sit on a cactus as Irwin does.

Irwin, you did too good a job!

oy Broomie…without that bag, what DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BREATHING?

I figured Broomie had enough hot air anyway.

The alternative is a tightly packed bag of potato chip crumbs.

The air in the bag keeps the chips from being crushed.

They need a law that states if you place your product in a bag for sale then that bag needs to be filled with the product, Potato chips and cereals are the biggest culprit, if they want to give you half, they should make the bag half the size! In time you will see soda and beer cans only half filled.

My downfall…potato chips…but seriously, Broomy, the contents of the bag just settled so you didn’t get robbed. Yum yum

I think they fill the bags with nitrogen…

Contents may settle during eating. They usually settle around my waist or on my butt.

So eat the potato chips and you’ll have more air.

What an airhead.

Air in potato chip bags prevents the chips from getting crushed when stacked. And they’re sold by weight, not volume, so additional air costs essentially nothing.

Or would you rather have a bag of potato crumbs?

Broomie, I can help you with that problem!

(Snarfs potato chips.)

Thanks for the FREE chips, Broom-Hilda! Enjoy your air!