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Ah, the old anchorman test. If he floats, he’s a witch and they burn him. If he sinks and drowns, oops, he was OK. But if he sinks and is still talking when they pull him up, he’s an anchor.
SHAKENDOWNVILLE over 1 year ago
Small: “Rummage” sale. Large: He is not destined for “legendermain”.
Imagine over 1 year ago
A stinking feeling and a sinking feeling.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Once you put something out in the trash, it’s fair game.
Egrayjames over 1 year ago
Combining the two panels reminds me of the old joke “What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?….A good start!”
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I’m sorry but I can’t reveal my source…or the method they were obtained…
Anchors away my boys, anchors away!
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Ah, the old anchorman test. If he floats, he’s a witch and they burn him. If he sinks and drowns, oops, he was OK. But if he sinks and is still talking when they pull him up, he’s an anchor.
ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dan is definitely going to be some sort of anchor.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think this is mixed up. The witness should be talking about a news anchor AND the rats should be leaving the ship. just sayin.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Small: Definitely not a trial by her peers.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Panel 2: Eyewetness News.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Panel 1: Rattorney-At-Law.
T... over 1 year ago
Judges were lawyers too…
T... over 1 year ago
Silly guy! The boats going down with him, lookit where rope’s tied to…