Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 01, 2023

Undoubtedly.

Are we sure the torties are exes? I mean we all know that Stumpy is a player.

Then one sister would have to play both parts.

Drunk Patty; the usual suspect

As of yesterday, I’m up to EIGHT foster kittens! In one litter there are two tortie sisters. They didn’t tell me they were in a play. I hope they don’t ask me to make costumes; I quilt but little cat costumes? Nope.

So Drunk Patty is the casting director as well as stage manager? Laurence Peter would be fascinated to find someone promoted to their level of incompetence in two areas at once.

It figures it would be Drunk Patty.