Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 22, 2023

What about the statute of limitations?…..

“So what does your crystal ball say about you getting paid for those previous life readings?”

(Possible follow-up question: “And how do you see that happening?”)

Oops…

When you owe a fortune to the teller.

Pay up, Cosmo.

should’a seen that comming

The cheque is in the mail.

And you’ll pay before you see what happened in any of them.

Cosmo doesn’t believe in reincarnation. Nice try, tho. Btw, did you happen to see that you ain’t getting paid THIS time either?

What a perfect scam. Getting paid for unknown past lives. And how does the Cos prove otherwise?

So find a reincarnated judge and jury and start suing.

Or more precisely, all of his previous lives still owe money to all of her previous lives.

Well if you know I didn’t pay you in the past, you should know you are not going to get paid now either.

I’ve said it before: fortune tellers ALWAYS get paid in advance. Even the fake ones can see that far into the future. :)

Now that’s crystal clear!!!

I promise I’ll pay in the next life. Or two.

Let her take him to court. I don’t think she’ll have a case.