In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 05, 2023

I have to squash you.

“Instead of ‘taping it up’, we’re ‘scraping it (you) up’.”

I knew that “splat” sounded louder than usual…

What’s the last thing that went through the fly’s head when it hit the windscreen? Its ar$e.

The Pete Reiser of bugs.

This is more of a “grand splat”

Somedays you’re the windshield. And somedays you’re the bug.

That’s gonna leave a mark…

At least give him a shot of cortisone …

But did he make the catch?

Reminds me of an old joke.

Two bugs see a third one smash into a car windshield. One turns to the other and says "Man, that took guts. "

The other responds “Yeah, but he ain’t got enough guts to do it again”.

Just help me stand up- I’ll walk it off.

Rub some dirt on it…

Bring out the squeegee!