Close to Home by John McPherson for June 07, 2023

Gonna be tough choosing one from all of those fine examples.

“you got to know when to fold ’em”

Look subsonic.

This will be easy. Just hire the person who knows how to make the one that flys the longest amount of time.

Hmm… I think I would hire the person if one of those paper planes takes off by itself!

Consideration should be given to the location from whence it was thrown.

“It’s a fly by night position.”

They’re all blow-in the wind

Hi, Bleeb. Nothing of interest here. Better luck tomorrow/

Wow, I would sure hate to be there when they start hiring for the sanitary engineer jobs.

They all look the same. Go for the one that is different…

Have them go for the bullseye on the dart. If it hits they get the job

Hire the one whose resume shoots down another in a dog fight.

Watch out for the hypersonic model, but hire that engineer.

I’D hire the guy who’s paper plane zoomed PAST your desk THROUGH THE TRIPLE-PANED WINDOW!

None of them have impressed me with their simplistic designs……

None of those candidates are showing signs of intuitive engineering.

They should have Bleeb try them out!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :)

These resumes are aerodynamic, but none of them are really dynamic.

Good one John, very funny and appropos…

Wing &a prayer

Might get a nibble if it contains something negotiable in the wings!

some are from eye doctors

I’m with those who noticed they are all the same, basic design. Tried and true, but not demonstrating any innovative engineering skills.