Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 24, 2023

I like the title.

They’re opening with “Lisa’s Story”? And thus the second seal is broken, portending the arrival of Les Moore.

Just look at that mob of eager fans outside—This will be a sellout for sure.

Their grand reopening is Lisa’s Story? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. They better hire additional help for the massive lineup of customers and having to turn away the thousands that can’t get in.

Self absorbed…that’s all he knows.

Are we supposed to believe that someone who has invested in “classic” movie theatre in a (relatively) small town, would rather talk about his career than “classic” movies? I mean the guy is apparently a movie buff as well as an actor.

Skip Rawlings, Ace Newspaper Tycoon!A Charles Foster Kane wanna-be.

Holy crap!

i can hear carly simon’s song your so vain playing in the background

“Welcome to the Valentine, audience! I’m Les Moore, bitter non-winner of a Pulitzer! But I did get gifted this Oscar I really had nothing to do with!” (points at chest; it’s hanging there by a gold chain like a Flava Flav clock)

Finally, a punch line :)) LOL

The time jump thing always was a bit fuzzy, but now it’s just outright messy.

It looks like a week or two of really bad things are coming.

Haha! XD