Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 02, 2023

Why, Wally?

Wally should have been kept inside the house.

The biggest kid with the floatie cracked me up.

Dogs are the greatest nuisance we cannot live without.

Our dogs have a whole laundry basket full of toys AND we don’t leave vulnerable items on the ground.

Wally even shredded Norm’s water wings!! He was thorough.

We would keep a hard plastic kiddie pool in the back yard for the dogs. Most of the time, they used it as the neighborhood’s biggest water bowl or would get in and splash out nearly all the water.

I had dumped 4 or 5 bags of ice in the empty pool and had gone inside to tend to another chore intending to return and fill the pool later. When I went out about 15 minutes later, the Mastiff was lying on the ice, sound asleep. I left him alone. I miss the big goof.

Okay, I’ve missed advertising for a pool noodle: what was the line that made this piece of equipment a must have?

The Chinese Balloon event must have really freaked out Wally……

I think Wally has a problem with inflatable objects that needs addressing.

Cut to length (to the outside of the windshield posts), and split down the middle, and it will fill the gap between the bottom of the windshield and the body on a golf cart, effectively blocking rain from soaking the driver and passenger during windy storms.

The Teeth of the Wally-Pire…

My daughters’ Malinoixs

I don’t know which is funnier, that Norm is wearing a flotation device on his arm or that the dog bit it. Funny.

Bad Wally! Expensive Wally!

Wally’s version of fireworks!

Spoil sport! There will be repercussions.

Wally is doing his part to fight inflation

Bring back Dilbert.