Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 10, 2023

Orson Wells used to hire ambulances to get him from one studio to the next in New York

Don’t much approve of untreated sewage into the waters!

This is why sea salt is bad (despite so-called “health foods” bragging about having it) All of the industrial waste and municipal sewage being dumped into rivers, which end up flowing into the sea. Now we have crap directly dumped there. Literal crap.

That isn’t the only thing fake in Russia.

May the ignored be with you as they are with the free, and gesundheit.

Hopefully that outhouse doesn’t get used much.

I would suggest a few dropped missiles on Moscow to help clear out the traffic.

So……….the moon giveth and taketh away.

So that isn’t the ocean breeze I’m smelling?

Yet another reason I won’t visit Moscow.

Traffic cops have all been conscripted in Moscow to fight Vlad the Impaler’s unholy war.

Even worse were those two level outhouses. My memories of outhouses are ones of fear. One, I had to walk through the turkeys everytime I had to use it – they were a mean bunch, Mr Grinch! and two, the fear of losing anything, including me, down that hole into that mush! And those holes were big, and I mean big! I should go back to that farm and dig where that little house was – I bet I could I could find a few of my metal cars!

And as long as the subject is what it is, I can’t imagine living ‘before’ toilet paper was invented! Any of you pluggers THAT old?

Trump will pull the ambulance stunt the day he’s arraigned