F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 05, 2023

Yeah. That’s not a smoke alarm. That’s just a smoke detector.

Okay, with pre-caffeine eyes, my first thought was “the Roomba is on the ceiling.”

My smoke detector is sometimes doubles as a kitchen timer…….

It’s shaking in fear that it’s going to get burned up.

Thank heavens! I thought a radioactive spider had bitten the Roomba!