Strange Brew by John Deering for June 05, 2023

After a while, you lose track of what is real and what is a lie. Then you are ready to go to Mar-a-Lago, to learn from the Master,

Where does all that wood COME from? I bet he’s got a huge appetite (from lying).

So go into politics!

By Jiminy, Pinocchio sure ‘nose’ how to get the wood out!!!

Looks like everything is made from popsicle sticks.

For the magic to work, do you really need to think of new lies, or can you just reuse the old ones?

Then go into politics as a side gig and you’ll have redwood logs coming out of your schnoz.

Jiminy Cricket in Disney’s version was a grasshopper not a cricket. Crickets are black not green. Was he afraid of a black character in his cartoon? (just a thought, no intention meant)

Pinocchio hires trump-wala, he never runs out of furniture. Problem solved.

Libs Pick and Choose The Lies they feel are real. But, they never run out of material.

Become a politician. You’ll have plenty of material.

Join the gop and you’ll have endless lies to spew and tell…

This gives new meaning to the term “nose job”.

What is Jiminy Cricket shopping for?

You wooden believe what he charges for those things.

Couldn’t you get the same results by repeating lies?

His business can’t handle the truth.

Impossible

That’s from the exotic “Nosewood” tree, grown from lyre seed…

Or Rehobath Beach

He should go into politics

Time to become a spokespuppet for a major corporation.

Just go into politics, that’ll set you up for life.

And everyone just keeps talking about Trump. Get used to it; he’s going to be the next president, unless the Dems cheat successfully like they did in 2020.