Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 09, 2023

“She’s a cuddly digression”

“I love my Grandma – there’s no question

But she has real bad – indigestion

Nothing.

Sorry, Mittens, your rhymes won’t scan.

Let’s find something else about Grandma to mention, Mittens.

Just as our pets don’t judge us on our looks, weight, or talking to ourselves, they also think that our smells are nice.

Borborygmus? (Maybe it’s just the way I say it.) :)

I don’t have a suggestion.