Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 24, 2023

Too “scared” to be lying.

The shirt does not fit him (at least not right now).

That’s a question. Why don’t you tell me what you want?

“I’m afraid that we can’t take that back. All sales are final.”

Please don’t hurt me!

I need one that says “Scared”.

Normally I’m okay, but lately my shadow keeps creeping up on me and it’s made me jittery

My Ex bought and returned more than he kept.

Looks like she got it right though! Lol

He wants a no-irony shirt.

Good idea it would seem….

…just couldn’t get it to work, huh?