Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for June 01, 2023

Something Seussian would work compliment your expansive brow.

Could be a way to bring the Pastafarians in.

Hey, Younger You is beginning to be handy to have around!

There are ‘Fascinators’, then there is, as they say in the South, ‘Bless her heart.’ Forbid comfortable shoes would be apropos. (Plastic, narrow, skinny heel, in the dirt, on a hot hot day. Alllll day. But they look good. )

Amanda said bourbon balls.

Do the “Kentucky Hot Browns” have horseradish?

The man in the hat shop said the only thing he had to fit me was a bucket.

Boy I can relate. Finding a hat when you have an extra large head is a pain. “One size fits most” stuff… doesn’t apply to us.

There’s a hat that fastens in the back with velcro. It can be adjusted to fit any head and your fun bun would be free to breathe.

Breaded horse meat on a stick.