The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 17, 2023

I think the Doc just pulled that diagnosis out of his a$$.

what a gas

i have heard of crappy gifts before but, wow!

I wouldn’t treat it. You could become rich by the stuff that comes out.

Hey Doc, give him a suppository, and see what develops!!!

That’s a bunch off crazy crap doc.

The doctor is being charitable with that diagnosis. Wait, maybe it’s the patient being charitable. I guess we can write this one off.

Is the patient’s name Goose?

A proctologist’s business is always looking up

He’s got his pants on.

Hey, what gives?

There is meds for that!

The donor was really “tight” with his gift this time!

Passed future presents.

Reminds me of the Ameritrade commercial from around the turn of the century. The patient had money coming out the wazoo!

He’s got cash coming out of his -$$……..

The gift that keeps on giving.

If that’s the case I wouldn’t be touching any of those presents.

I was playing Scrabble once and couldn’t get any decent letters, so I got mad. I had irritable vowel syndrome.

Now there’s a disease I’m willing to live with…

There was a commercial a while back. “He’s got money coming out the wazoo. Get this man a private room”

What charity wants or would take “donations” from that source (if they knew where it came from)?

Did he poop all that out?

Is there a complaint here?

We once had a pile of cash, but like an a$$ we gave it all away.

Now our a$$ is broke.

This is the largesse donation the doctor’s ever seen.

This is all part of a new movement.

Patient isn’t laying golden eggs.

All mine produces is natural gas.

Mayday, Mayday … $O$ … stand further back from the source dit dit dit dah dah dah dit dit dit.

That guy’s got money coming out the wazoo!

Is this the source of political dark money?

Give ’til it hurts.

Yeah on this syndrome you don’t need to drop your pants, pockets is all…

he was in such a giving mood ’cause he was feeling flush…

That must really chafe. Is his initials A.T.M. ?

Biff: “You cost $300 damage to my car…and I’m going to take it out of your…”

Funny how come through his pants. :-D

Those might be “shifty” gifts.