Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 14, 2023

Yawn.

I’m more of a “Carpe Noctem” kinda guy… now that I’m retired.

Your greasy French Fries will cause you to arc towards a Romanesque demise!

Instant gratification takes too long.

Rome lasted a thousand years because they had a world to conquer. In the atomic age, it’s wiser not to try that.

Rome lasted because they could build roads, how is the orange cone season going in Detroit?

I doubt the Romans even knew about French fries.

I would have gone with with the Carpe Diem > YOLO route.

They had Nero. We have Trump.

“Seize the day” has nothing to do with impatiently waiting for food.

I always thought Carpe Diem meant Fish of the Day.

Define “we”

The kid should have said, “What is taking them so long with my Fish-of-the-Day?”

Ugh! My dad used to say “Voila! Which means lookit dat!!” >_<

ROMANI ITE DOMUM!!

Or potato chips

The Roman empire lasted 752 years.

Mmmmmm, french fries…