Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 15, 2023

That’s a better topic than some of the other Ted Talks lately.

Depends on the size of the “pothole”.

As long as it’s a pothole and not one of those sinkholes!

If it’s a portal, then Charlotte NC is fully invaded.

Something scared our streets department. There is so much road construction that you can’t get there from here and they have run out of orange barrels. I’m putting in new shock absorbers when they get done.

Do the best you can with what you’ve got.

Lewis Black says potholes are the chief rant in every city he’s performed in. If this is the case, Lio, we are up to our necks (the depth of some potholes) in aliens.

I’ve see a few that were big enough for a spaceship.

I never thought of potholes as something coming in, I thought about something trying to get out.

Sure, Liō

Lio doesn’t talk – how will he TED talk?

Those would be demon portals or just holes.

Neither, they’re caused by the impact of microscopic black holes traveling faster than the speed of light.

/s