The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for June 05, 2023

Guy: “Hey cool! Firewood!”

Coming soon, to a life near you.

As if they could read a sign, or would bother to.

Next sign – Keep Off The Ecosystem. (Cave Owners Association)

Let’s go, Grog, there’s other places we can hunt and gather….just on the other side of those mountainous volcanos….

He should cover his wandering melon. He is more richly endowed than she is.

Oh great Grog, we’ve wandered into an enclave of Neandernimby’s.

Use the club on the sign…