9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for June 24, 2023

Lose your money. The stock market can do that.

Somebody will make money, won’t lose money. Guess who? Ace Investments?

Sounds like a campaign slogan to me.

Fiduciary now has an alternate meaning; We fee your account 1.75% until you are in the poor house. If you find all the investment are extremely poor choices, you chose Fisher.

Buying stocks is like gambling. I don’t advise it. ’Tis better to invest in Bonds and GICs.

Please look into your hearts and give more.

Hello, I’m Sarah McLachlan,” she said, soulfully. “For just dollars a day you can help our country’s patriotic capitalists in financial centers find more luxury vacays and third shelters.”

“It’s a bear market; it’s bull market. We collect fees either way.”