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It’s to keep track of the stupid and ignorant. Why would anyone want to desecrate their body. I guess that’s the only way they get people to notice them.
JudasPeckerwood almost 2 years ago
If you can’t trust your hipster “doctor” who can you trust?
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Never heard this theory before!
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
Tattoos probably contain a secret QR code with invisible ink.
thebashfulone almost 2 years ago
I hope this goes viral!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I suspect having a tattoo is about as rebellious as drinking coffee.
addieson almost 2 years ago
Birth of another conspiracy theory!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Best conspiracy theory for quite a while. The crowd screaming the most in recent years usually have tats.
jel354 almost 2 years ago
Using one conspiracy to debunk another. Genius.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 2 years ago
Makes sense to me!
…Why track people who willingly get vaccines? They are already complacent—and compliant…
MRC112 almost 2 years ago
I’m sure there a people that will believe this as fact. Government conspiracy and all that.
jango almost 2 years ago
Yeah, but those microchips really fade after 20-30 years. Along with the ink and the skin that begins to sag.
chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’ll have to remember this cartoon when I respond to goofballs who believe that vaccines deliver microchips.
Camiyami Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wow, a doctor with a pony tail! Reminds me of my high school English teacher, Mr. LaFleur.
davanden almost 2 years ago
Used to be that only derelicts and sailors got tattoos.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Like doctors with pony tails?
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Great meme! Spread it widely.
A lot of young people are sick of Grandma’s tattoos. :)
hooglah almost 2 years ago
It’s to keep track of the stupid and ignorant. Why would anyone want to desecrate their body. I guess that’s the only way they get people to notice them.
Corpse Horn Light Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Oh for— Mr. Carrillo, PLEASE, do not feed the morons! They get enough psychotically stupid ideas without help!
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
He’s gonna needle little more convincing than that.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And of course, our cell phones!
Imajs Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My daughter, a millennial, got three tattoos , I agree there is something in the ink.
robtgordon almost 2 years ago
This should be funny but it’s not in this age of conspiracy theorists.