This reminds me of a guy we were testing for endurance. We asked him if he did any regular exercise, he said no. After the test (he tested extremely fit), he admitted that he commuted daily 14 miles on his bicycle.
I spent a number of years on night crew at a supermarket and the worst thing to pick up is a case of paper towels to toss on the top of the shelves – light but wide and bulky.
Fritzsch over 1 year ago
Time to invent the atlatl.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Rule to stay healthy. NEVER lie to your doctor. Tell them EVERYTHING. Your life could depend on it.
blunebottle over 1 year ago
This reminds me of a guy we were testing for endurance. We asked him if he did any regular exercise, he said no. After the test (he tested extremely fit), he admitted that he commuted daily 14 miles on his bicycle.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Just get to the point, and spear us the trouble……
silberdistel over 1 year ago
He’s doing so much better than I did when we were forced to practice back in school sports.
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
But I was only preparing dinner!
Just-me over 1 year ago
I don’t have to toss a spear to throw out my back; all I have to do is bend down to pick something up off the floor.
LONNYMARQUEZ over 1 year ago
never go to a chiropractor unless you have had MRI x-rays show nothing and they crack on a broken disk and it will kill you witch doctors
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Put a little too much effort into that grunt…
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Remember the character Spearchucker Jones played by Fred Williamson in the movie M A S H?
gammaguy over 1 year ago
I was thinking that he hit his head, and that’s why he doesn’t remember doing anything strenuous.
ladykat over 1 year ago
My back will cheerfully throw itself out at the slightest provocation.
Mediatech over 1 year ago
In the stone age, “strenuous” usually meant something like fleeing from a large predator. One usually remembers such things.
rshive over 1 year ago
Not on purpose anyway.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yup. The same thing happens to me, but it usually comes after putting on socks or getting out of bed. I mean, REALLY. WTF.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“But for some reason, someone just stopped by to give me a medal made of gold…”
GraceFaith over 1 year ago
Where’s the guy who caught it?
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Next time, do not forget your atlatl. Some spear chucker you are.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
I hope he hit what he was throwing at.
Smeagol over 1 year ago
I spent a number of years on night crew at a supermarket and the worst thing to pick up is a case of paper towels to toss on the top of the shelves – light but wide and bulky.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
When men were men…..
AwelCruiz over 1 year ago
HI-KEEBA!
Who gets that reference without using Google?