Actually, when you get down to brass tacks, I’d prefer tubby to fat. There’s a certain endearing quality to tubby, the boy next door type of connotation.
She had no need to discuss his fat or lack of it in the first place. I am sure he is aware of his size and either is comfortable with it or not, which is his business. It’s hard to deal with people who are even a little like Mama, as they have zero filter and enjoy making people miserable. They seem to live for it. They are usually very unhappy people, but I suspect Mama is having fun.
C over 1 year ago
Repay in kind
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mother Gargle becomes more offensive every day. It’s time for a strong rebellion, Brutus.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Let’s see, would she prefer ugly, hideous, or grotesque?
Pharmakeus Ubik over 1 year ago
Ugh! She’s like a pervasive mold.
allen@home over 1 year ago
I’m tubby. Well at least i don’t have a face that could stop a clock.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
I prefer lard butt.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Well turnabout is fair play. I don’t notice your being overly svelte yourself. Not to mention just ugly and mean.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
He could start a new hobby, like playing the tuba.
Little Caesar over 1 year ago
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.
manowarrior over 1 year ago
People whose hair looks like a used Brillo pad shouldn’t be making fun of others.
Old Salt over 1 year ago
The last suit i ever bought at Men’s Warehouse had tag for “Portly” – never go there again
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Actually, when you get down to brass tacks, I’d prefer tubby to fat. There’s a certain endearing quality to tubby, the boy next door type of connotation.
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
She is one to talk. She is fatter thn he is.
Chris over 1 year ago
sure thing gargle and spit… see, two can play that game. :D
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s way past time to give that bikini-bod, raven-tressed paragon of inner and outer female beauty her permanent walking papers.
Spacetech over 1 year ago
Just keep reminding her, she will die first…
Skeptical Meg over 1 year ago
What if he said “any”?
paranormal over 1 year ago
And you Mother Gargoyle are a Witch…
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
If you live in a glass house yourself, be careful about throwing stones at others……
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Brutus left himself wide open for that response!
CorkLock over 1 year ago
Brutus should have learned by now – never even try to carry on a conversation with Ms. Hate.
hooglah over 1 year ago
Hand her a broom and tell her not to let the door hit her in the butt on the way out. Grow a pair.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m in my house I’m an Oompah Loopa
Brian Fink over 1 year ago
Don’t you call me pudgy, portly or stoutJust now tell me once again who’s fat?
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
She had no need to discuss his fat or lack of it in the first place. I am sure he is aware of his size and either is comfortable with it or not, which is his business. It’s hard to deal with people who are even a little like Mama, as they have zero filter and enjoy making people miserable. They seem to live for it. They are usually very unhappy people, but I suspect Mama is having fun.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Mother Gargle’s behavior is Gladys’ fault. She should tell her mother to show Brutus some respect or she is not welcome to visit.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Poor Brutus, everyone favorite whipping boy.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
I have a retort for you Brutus, I can lose weight, but you can’t fix ugly
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
The “Old Witch” is a good name.
KEA over 1 year ago
subjective conjugation: I am amply-sized, you are husky, she is fat
T... over 1 year ago
“OK Ramona, call me anything you want, but don’t call me late for dinner”, grumbles Brutus…
tinstar over 1 year ago
Beats the heck out of me why he lets her into the house. In-law, or not, if I had one that talked to me that way, she would not be welcome there.