The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 17, 2023

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Repay in kind

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mother Gargle becomes more offensive every day. It’s time for a strong rebellion, Brutus.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Let’s see, would she prefer ugly, hideous, or grotesque?

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 1 year ago

    Ugh! She’s like a pervasive mold.

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    I’m tubby. Well at least i don’t have a face that could stop a clock.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I prefer lard butt.

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    Macushlalondra  over 1 year ago

    Well turnabout is fair play. I don’t notice your being overly svelte yourself. Not to mention just ugly and mean.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    He could start a new hobby, like playing the tuba.

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    Little Caesar  over 1 year ago

    Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.

    Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.

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    manowarrior  over 1 year ago

    People whose hair looks like a used Brillo pad shouldn’t be making fun of others.

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    Old Salt  over 1 year ago

    The last suit i ever bought at Men’s Warehouse had tag for “Portly” – never go there again

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Actually, when you get down to brass tacks, I’d prefer tubby to fat. There’s a certain endearing quality to tubby, the boy next door type of connotation.

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    DawnQuinn1  over 1 year ago

    She is one to talk. She is fatter thn he is.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    sure thing gargle and spit… see, two can play that game. :D

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s way past time to give that bikini-bod, raven-tressed paragon of inner and outer female beauty her permanent walking papers.

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    Spacetech  over 1 year ago

    Just keep reminding her, she will die first…

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    What if he said “any”?

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    And you Mother Gargoyle are a Witch…

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    If you live in a glass house yourself, be careful about throwing stones at others……

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brutus left himself wide open for that response!

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Brutus should have learned by now – never even try to carry on a conversation with Ms. Hate.

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    hooglah  over 1 year ago

    Hand her a broom and tell her not to let the door hit her in the butt on the way out. Grow a pair.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m in my house I’m an Oompah Loopa

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    Brian Fink  over 1 year ago

    Don’t you call me pudgy, portly or stoutJust now tell me once again who’s fat?

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She had no need to discuss his fat or lack of it in the first place. I am sure he is aware of his size and either is comfortable with it or not, which is his business. It’s hard to deal with people who are even a little like Mama, as they have zero filter and enjoy making people miserable. They seem to live for it. They are usually very unhappy people, but I suspect Mama is having fun.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    Mother Gargle’s behavior is Gladys’ fault. She should tell her mother to show Brutus some respect or she is not welcome to visit.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Poor Brutus, everyone favorite whipping boy.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    I have a retort for you Brutus, I can lose weight, but you can’t fix ugly

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    The “Old Witch” is a good name.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    subjective conjugation: I am amply-sized, you are husky, she is fat

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    “OK Ramona, call me anything you want, but don’t call me late for dinner”, grumbles Brutus…

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    tinstar  over 1 year ago

    Beats the heck out of me why he lets her into the house. In-law, or not, if I had one that talked to me that way, she would not be welcome there.

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