Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 12, 2011

PC gone ape.

Was this the inspiration for FaceBook?

Or she has twin sisters. I noticed this a month or so ago.

Ouch. They made my brain f*rt. That can’t be good, especially on Monday.

Facebook doesn’t have an option for that.

Oy, newbies…ALL of the salesclerks and waitresses look the same! CG has said that’s just the only way she knows how to draw them.

I sincerely hope as the Facebook generatiion grows up that they realize that no one really cares about their minute-by-minute status updates! …but I doubt it.

Can we say awkward?

Isn’t that a bit much to reveal to strangers when all you want is to have dinner…yeesh!

The waitress is a generic waitress – that is, she has the minimum characteristics to distinguish her from other non-waitresses: female (after all, a waitress must be female), pencil in hair, holding a menu. It’s unlikely that a non-waitress would have a pencil in her hair.

I have reread this comment, and it looks very boring. Might as well post it, since I did type it, but I shall try not to post anything else today.

Or I could have something to eat – haven’t done that yet.

What makes Cathy and Irving think that anyone gives a rat’s patootie what they’re “relationship” is or isn’t anyhow?!? If I were that guy I’d no doubt lose my patience and say: “Look, do you want a table or not?!” I’d probably lose my job at that point but if I did, it just might be worth it not to have to deal with nonsense like that anymore from people who seem to think I care what their “status” is morning, noon, and night!

The funny thing is that most of us know she’s going to get married eventually… she’s just VERY wishy-washy. :-s