Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 16, 2023

Debbie downer

He’s a dope.

She’s just too good for him.

Well he’s, Ralph son. So there’s that.

Says something when even ECHO is smarter than Norm. Ooof.

lol Chez Please

Check, please?

C’est what?

I wonder how Echo would have reacted if Norm had said, “C’est La Vie” is a song by Robbie Nevil.

Ceci bon! Save zee bone for ze dog.

Who’s on 1st?

Echo, say “I’m an idiot!” and see if he follows along…

Say Goodnight Gracie’

C’est dommage.

“C’est? Spell it.” … “Spell it.” … “I – T”

“I mean ‘Can you spell c’est?’” … “Yes I can” … “So spell it.” … “I – T”

Why didn’t she spell it out? She’s well aware that he’s a dolt…

who’s on first?

Is he that clueless or just messing with her?

No, c’est la Norman.

punchline should have been “Lovey!”

C’est incroyable. Et ce sera très mauvais quand il recevra la facture et verra combien ces petites portions de nourriture vont lui coûter.

Norm is like your dog — he’s just happy that they’re doing something together.

Third Base!

LOL. In a high school play I saw once a French maid was saying “je t’adore” to a boy who responded with a southern twang, "Why does she keep saying “shut the door”?"

French speaking is diffent than French writing. It’s got it’s quirks like English. Enjoyed my time over there.

Say “lovey”!

Norman to Echo: What should we eat?

Echo: Moi.

Say goodnight, Dick

“Goodnight Dick”

uh boy…(said in a Ray Romano manner)

Norman never uses and exercises his brain enough.

Ceci n’est pas une pipe.

No hablo Francais, or is it Deutsche?

How do you say “doorknob” in French?

quel damage!

This was what I did in High School, my girlfriend would look at me and say “C’est la vie” and I would reply “Lovey” I thought she wanted me to say I love you in a cute way. She still dated me long after that, but it didn’t last forever. That memory does though Haha!

We have a bakery here owned by a French immigrant couple. They really like it when their customers speak French to them.

Apparently they recruit a lot of employees via the high school French classes, the teenage girls working there all converse in French as well.