Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 18, 2023

at least you’re trying, purple suit

Don’t expect a free beer from this fellow.

kick in ale and beer mister and it will be fascinating in no time

There is nothing like good conversation Purple Suit, and that is nothing like good conversation!

I kinda like being invisible — just leave me alone!!

Hit them red notes Guitar Bob.

Maybe he’d fare better with the ladies if he wore clothes of a different color

What do women want? A question that has bewildered men for ages. When you find a companion don’t mess it up by still pondering the obvious.

“I have a Master Card Black with no credit cap”

Those facts are interesting, but not fascinating.

That is a fascinating fact about cats. And them and dogs are able to move each ear independently.

As a two parter, I’ll give the top one a like, but the bottom doesn’t impress me much. ;-)

“The number of pints consumed in Britain is………”

Surprising to see that Bob still has a full glass – Andy must be slipping…

Yes, cats have 32 muscles around each ear. That gives them 64 ways to ignore you!

Seems ole Guitar Bob’s playing is Invisible also.

England’s version of Cliff Clavin.

When was the first pint invented?

C’mon… let’s FINALLY see Andy’s face…and his red eyes!!

Asking for Hartlepool AND the USA!!

That’ s a FACT,!!

The torture Andy must endure to possibly get a free pint, and he didn’t get one.

I folks find you Invisible, Tommy, then you ought to become a Pinball Wizard, like your Uncle Kevin. But Who cares?

If he mentioned that beer was first brewed around the same time bread was baked, Andy might have been a little interested.

Keep up learning about cats. It also helps if you own one and have cat hair on your clothes. The same goes for dogs. A responsible and caring pet owner is always attractive.

How can a guy in a purple suit be invisible?

Fun fact… the distance between the Sun and the Earth is exactly 8 CVS receipts!

Just for Andy.

Beer is one of the oldest human-produced drinks. The first chemically confirmed barley-beer – from the area of modern-day Iran – dates back to the 5th millennium BCE. The written history of ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia records the use of beer, and the drink has spread throughout the world; a 3,900-year-old Sumerian poem honouring Ninkasi, the patron goddess of brewing, contains the oldest surviving beer-recipe, describing the production of beer from barley bread, and in China, residue on pottery dating from around 5,000 years ago shows that beer was brewed using barley and other grains

Mr. Invisible and Andy have empty glasses and Sweet singing Guitar Bob’s is full. Fascinating that Andy has not made a switcher-roo.