Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 23, 2023

that is the definition of “experience,” lad. Years and years needed to reach such a level, but this town can’t bear with two Andys

Practice makes perfect

at least he is not in the canal’

Woe is me! I just drank the last of my Father’s Day designer gin!

Don’t take that lying down, Andy…..up and at ’em.

I would have thought Andy would have emptied it by now.

But there will be PLENTY of drops when that worthless bum falls into the canal!!

Thanks to Hops, Barley, and Yeast, Andy can pull it off.

Wait until he sits up.

In the UK, if you are in the car (even if not moving and the keys in your pocket) you can be done for drunk in charge of a vehicle. I was told that once when I wanted to get away from our party for a little bit, but it was rather cold outside, so I just sat in the car for a bit before going back.

Even when Andy’s wasted, nothing goes to waste.

No sense being wasteful.

Now when it comes time to take a sip . . . might be trickier.

I watched a guy at a concert, holding two full cups of booze, sit down on the lawn. fall backwards, and do a sit up, all without spilling a drop! I went over and shook his hand!

Wasted days and wasted nights – Freddy Fender – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lkeoxJRxA

“The face on the barroom floor”

A man has got to know his limitation, but that does not apply to Andy and his drinking.

The other day I fell down a flight of stairs with a glass of Moonshine and didn’t spill a drop.

How did you do that?

Keep my mouth shut.

Old joke from “Hee Haw”

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Andy despises the spilling of ale. To him, that’s alcohol abuse.

Even when he’s sloshed, Andy hates to see good liquor get wasted.

now begs the question: who’s paying for Andy’s ale?

Gotta a cousin with similar skills.