Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 26, 2023

Eeriely close to reality right here. Also, Rip appears to be well versed in international diplomacy (at a very small level).

So, turns out Cobra could have stayed home and viewed funny videos on YouTube.

“I never change.” Tell that to your wife and daughter…and your mullet.

Rip’s hair changed.

At the very least, they should find out why he is being hung. Before potentially causing an international incident.

Maybe he means he hasn’t changed this week. It’s early yet

Cobra, if you sincerely want to leave the life of a beauteous, but dangerous, merc behind, just remember that having the “revolutionaires” hang the guy who is supposedly blackmailing you to be that, might be to “good” for him. Wouldn’t you, and, Rip, beating him up severely, then maybe turning the tables on him suffice?

A public hanging isn’t my idea of entertainment, but whatever floats your boat, or burns your village.

Curtains are hung, people are hanged.

So apparently this island is located in the Red Sea?

That haircut would like to have a word with you about that last line.

Cobra to Rip – “could you at least change your underwear?”

Comedy is about characters who don’t change. (If only today’s Hollywood understood that…)

Victor Von Lobos. Nice mishmash of languages. :)

KA-WHOLE DEAL!

Look at it this way, Cobra. If he’s hung, you won’t have the satisfaction of beating him up.

ka-underwear

Sorry, Cobra, but Rip needs to save him, and so do you. Whatever that guy has on you could end up in someone else’s hands otherwise.

Never changed, so ironic. Lets see— Catpocalypse, alien woman, call of the wild, …