Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2023

“And hair that won’t quit! Although, to be fair, that’s a fairly recent development.”

Hmm, who is their leader? This is getting Ka-twisted! I hope Cobra is listening.

showed = trained.Therefore Rip is going to need his giggling fists

I can’t imagine what it would take to make Rip’s fists guffaw.

RJ? the leader

It’s true about his chin. He often cuts his finger while shaving.

Rip needs a more manly adjective. Couldn’t his fists chortle?

Since the revolutionaries consider Rip to be an inspiration, does that mean that they’ll let the guy Cobra is after out of the noose, so she can force him to give her the file he has on her, then take out her revenge on him? It’s been a while since we’ve seen Cobra go all Black Widow on somebody.

ka-guffaw

KA-SHARPER THAN A GINSU!

The Revolutionaries are wise to respect Rip. You don’t mess with a man whose fists giggle. (Or in some cases, guffaw.)

Still wanna see a chin-off between Rip and Bruce Campbell.

Steve Canyon’s chin isn’t that chiseled.

And he has a mighty sharp tongue — the better with which to make “cutting” remarks…!