He’s not actually asking a question, but somehow this feels like a Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions situation. So here, with thanks for the inspiration of the late, great Al Jaffee, are a few possible retorts for Helen:
“Yes, dear, but that doesn’t mean I can’t respect and appreciate the customs of other faiths and cultures.”
“It’s okay, dear, he’s circumcised.”
“Well, yes, but I really do believe in him — don’t I, Santa baby?”
Futabakun Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey, the bearded guy’s got charisma!
dlkrueger33 over 1 year ago
That’s why Santa didn’t come down the chimney.
Tigressy over 1 year ago
Well – he’s working during Hanukkah.
She’s just getting very friendly with another working guy…
Znox11 over 1 year ago
Ho Ho Ho…ho.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
It has become a secular holiday. Then there’s all the food!
ladykat over 1 year ago
Another Kliban rip-off.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Show him what you did to get him that golf club set for Christmas.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s not actually asking a question, but somehow this feels like a Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions situation. So here, with thanks for the inspiration of the late, great Al Jaffee, are a few possible retorts for Helen:
“Yes, dear, but that doesn’t mean I can’t respect and appreciate the customs of other faiths and cultures.”
“It’s okay, dear, he’s circumcised.”
“Well, yes, but I really do believe in him — don’t I, Santa baby?”
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
She’s unorthodox.
tee929 over 1 year ago
Well, it could have been “ho ho ho” from the Green Giant!