Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 14, 2012
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Forget the dress code. How do you want to look for the wedding? Cathy: Content. Confident and content. Also, secure...Successful...Sophisticated...Vivacious...Young...Athletic...Artistic...Loving...Gracious...Worldly...Sultry... Saleswoman: "Here comes the bride" is nothing compared to "here comes the ex-girlfriend of the groom". Cathy: Also, DIGNIFIED! Do you have anything for DIGNIFIED?
marmar4 about 12 years ago
Oh, Cathy,what a waste of money.Good morning everyone.Hope we all have a great new day.
legaleagle48 about 12 years ago
Words fail me. EYEROLL
gobblingup Premium Member about 12 years ago
Too late for dignified. And now that I look at the rest of the adjectives, too late for all those too. Oh Cathy… [shaking head]Good morning, marmar in MI, legaleagle, Susan and Aaron!!!I’m off to drive a friend to radiation for Merkel cell carcinoma. I’m sure Billy will know a lot more than I do, but apparently it’s a rare cancer, but thankfully she found it early so the outlook is good. Please remember my friend, Kate, during this time…Hello to the rest of the awesome Cathy Clan… GsMom, KFG, Billy, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, Bronzepony, simpsonfan2, tegm, Shyygirl27, catsarge10, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, Molly mcgee, Teresa and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!
gmforde about 12 years ago
Yikes! Look out!
ruizuno about 12 years ago
Why is she going if it makes her so crazy? Does she LIKE being crazy?
mollie05 about 12 years ago
Okay, now she’s done it, gone off the deep end!! Her credit card must have had a giant meltdown and she looks ridiculous. TGIF everyone…have a great weekend.
NE1956 about 12 years ago
Sales Lady is the only one who loves playing dress up the Cathy doll. Serves Cathy right for wanting to be all of those things at once. I’m not an every man and Cathy is still a nut job, with the Sales Lady aiding and abetting.
FriedDay (and I are). Time for a couple hours nap now that I’ve made tonight’s dinner and dessert (preview later).
Morning Susan not far behind since I saw you elsewhere a few minutes ago. :-) lightenup if Kate has you for a friend, all is right with her world.
Mom! withdrawal. Sighcatsarge10 about 12 years ago
Oh, Cathy, at least lose the Puma t-shirt and fishnet stockings!Thinking about your friend, Lightenup. Happy Friday to the Cathy Clan!
NE1956 about 12 years ago
Okay Susan grab a fork :-D
Raspberry Molten Cakes RECIPE HERE
NE1956 about 12 years ago
Probably only 10 because I always use less sugar (1/4 to 1/3 less) than the receipe calls for. Nothing needs to be that sweet. Well, LMB, but that’s it. Oh, and Billy. And me if you stretch your imaginaton a bit. :-D
AnonaMoaner about 12 years ago
OH, oh oh oh oh oh OH!!! Luckily I weighed myself before I looked at that picture.
gobblingup Premium Member about 12 years ago
Ohhhh, YUMMMMM!!!! I needed that after this long week. Thank you, Susan and catsarge, for your kindness for my friend, Kate. She is cheerful and optimistic, but I know this is a scary time for her.And thank you, Aaron, for what you said. :-)
Gretchen's Mom about 12 years ago
What on earth is Cathy thinking buying all this expensive, ugly crap anyhow?!? What a horrible waste of money this getup is. She should have stuck with the outfit from panel 3 yesterday — a silk tank top, pearl necklace, camel pants (whatever those are), a pair of flats and her hair in a cute little ponytail . . . all of it the epitome of the term “Elegant Outdoorsy” in my opinion. She looked really nice but didn’t appear as though she was trying too hard to outshine the bride. As for the hairstyle she’s sporting right now . . . it may have looked good on Lucy in the 1950’s but it doesn’t belong in any other decade after that . . . and certainly not on Cathy!!!!!
lightenup: Good luck to your friend Kate. Glad to hear that despite such a rare-sounding cancer, her prognosis of survival looks good. We’ll be thinking about her and hoping for a speedy recovery!
Aaron: Apple Pie Bars . . . Easy Raspberry Molten Cakes . . . yet 2 more wonderfully delicious looking and sounding desserts bookmarked on my computer that I plan on doing someday in the future! Along with a tart pan, I now need at least 6 custard cups in my pantry! Before long, I’m going to be on my way to the poorhouse just like Cathy . . . not because of an over-abundance of new clothes I don’t need or look good in (and which I abhor shopping for anyhow!) but because of all the kitchen supplies I covet in order to make all these wonderful desserts that you “make” for us!!!!! Thank goodness the virtual calories aren’t fattening or I’d weigh as much as a ton of bricks by now!!! Keep them coming though because I love each and every one of them!!!!! YUM!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
Glad to be back here with all my “peeps” again after a few day’s absence! I’ve been busy, busy, busy around my house lately but managed to find a few minutes to catch up on all my comics reading — especially here on “Cathy’s Corner” — before the end of yet another day. I’ve missed you all! While I haven’t been able to be here physically, I’ve been here spiritually and thought about you all every day. Hope everyone has a really GREAT weekend!!!!!
Good evening and Happy Friday, lightenup, lightenupjr., lil’lightenup, Dr. K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, mollie05, AnonaMona, catsarge10, millie p, soonergal, Bronzepony, Molly mcgee, simpsonfan2, Shyygirl27, Violet Bay, AndiJ, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, summerdog, ruizuno1, Wolf Emperor, FinnyGirl, ellisaana, marmar in MI, J. Short and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here tonight. As always, it’s really great to “see” you all and if you’re new here . . . WELCOME TO CATHY’S NUTHOUSE!!!!! GLAD YOU’RE JOINING IN ON ALL THE FUN!!!!! ;-)
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
Hi Cathyites!!Well THAT ain’t it (“dignified”).I’m with you GretchensMom — the outfit from panel 3 on Thur was perfect!!Yummy desert Aaron — drooling all over my keyboard!Best wishes for a speedy treatment plan and recovery to Kate, lightenup. I know first-hand how scary the cancer diagnosis is.
rgcviper about 12 years ago
You said it, mollie—Cathy has officially gone Nutso.
Well, more than she was already, if that’s possible.
@BillyI just finally read your message from the 9/11 strip, and thank you for your kind words.
@lightenupGood luck to your friend. Keep us posted on how the treatments are going.
Happy Friday, all.
AnonaMoaner about 12 years ago
Thanks to the continuing march of medical science and research, some cancers are becoming much more straightforward to deal with. I do hope your friend has the best of treatment and the happiest of results, lightenup. It’s a good start that she has a supportive and understanding friend to help her through.
As for Cathy, though – she needs an army of friends to protect her from the sales ladies!
kittycatpawsare about 12 years ago
I wish i had all the money cathy has waste away on all those ugly outfits she makes real nutjobs look normal.I hope for the best for your friend Kate. <3 : ) Hi to all the cathy nuts out there tonight have a great weekend. : )