Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 29, 2023

glad that you’ve realized your mistake Mr Capp. When’s the funeral?

What makes you think she might want to do something like that?

be nice Andy, she might make you a suit out of the table cloth!

It’s a successful way to diet Andy!!

Should have thrown it in his face.

Even the smoke is burnt.

I’m sure that idea was in her head for a LONG time!!

I fear this strip (like so many others) has become repetative and stale. What is needed is fresh, new blood with imaginative ideas.

so shut up and eat to get immunized

No no Andy. The script needs you. You’re worth more alive.

I’m sure it’s crossed her mind. But you get more money on the dole married than as a widow.

With the way he treats her AND himself, she’s thinkin’ about it

methinks that has crossed her mind from time to time

If she wanted to poison you, she wouldn’t scorch the food. Carbon is supposed to help combat poison.

She cooks like my Lady cooks :(

A new thought perhaps?

Don’t give Flo any ideas, Andy.

He has the same look that Calvin normally has. Bet if she told him it was beer batter fish, HE would eat every bite!

Still a funny strip and older than most who view and read it. No matter the peanut gallery.

Instead of taking you out to dinner, she’d just be taking you out.

And there you have it, Andy!

The food won’t kill you Andy, but don’t drink any of Abby and Martha’s Elderberry Wine.

Perhaps it’s a ploy to convince him to eat out more.

Must taste like chicken . . .

Looks like Flo burned Andy’s mushy peas.

If she was smart, she would have started that long ago.

If she was trying to poison you, she’d have done it long before now. Haha.

xxx

@Everyone

Yesterday was supposed to be my ‘Pay Day’ from the online surveys/studies but Premise is having technical issues with cashing out via PayPal and I won’t get paid from Profolic until tomorrow. I already knew the cash out days were Tuesdays and Fridays but I was just assuming Premise would be working. As you do.

Argghhh!

Maybe it is poisoned.

Too late, Andy. Flo has gone off to buy a bottle of arsenic.

Those puffs of smoke are reminding me of the Canadian wildfires smoke coming this way again.

Today’s Andy Capp is hilarious. Always funny. Always a favorite.

Speaking of comics that need updating, what ever happened to Catana Comics?

What you complaining about. Can’t be as bad as those Roach Coach greasy sammy’s you get after Pub closing.