F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 27, 2023

Just be thankful that there’s no anal probe involved.

No, no it doesn’t make sense.

Yet they listened with baited breath…

That story is certainly reel.

Tim looks like he’s been drinking.

The worst way to get a fat lip.

Torturing an animal just for the fun of it.

That’s called Abduct and Release…

Did you get the belly rub? (It calms many species down so you can easily remove the hook without them flopping around.)

Why “probing” stories are invented.

Tim can’t talk, he’s got a hole in his mouth.