We ate at a Chinese restaurant. When she brought the fortune cookies, mine was empty. When she came back, I jokingly told her that I didn’t get a fortune in mine. She brought me another. No fortune in that one either. I said to her “Tell me the truth- Am I going to die?!”
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago
Those fortune cookies have a lot of calories.
seanfear about 1 year ago
asking an astrologer could have been cheaper even, and has less calories involved – with that shape it can’t be the best year ever
C about 1 year ago
Fat chance
Wilde Bill about 1 year ago
The good news is that you’re a shoo-in to play Jabba-the-Hutt in the school play.
Imagine about 1 year ago
You’re not supposed to eat them…
win.45mag about 1 year ago
HaHa, she looks like Helga from the Oblongs.
BiggerNate91 about 1 year ago
People into inflation are having a field day with this one…
jslabotnik about 1 year ago
Paige is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house
tcayer about 1 year ago
We ate at a Chinese restaurant. When she brought the fortune cookies, mine was empty. When she came back, I jokingly told her that I didn’t get a fortune in mine. She brought me another. No fortune in that one either. I said to her “Tell me the truth- Am I going to die?!”
The Gun Doctor about 1 year ago
If she attends school in blimp mode, it’ll be the worst year ever.
chromosome Premium Member about 1 year ago
Gotta love cartoon physics (and biophysics).
mindjob about 1 year ago
She’s trying out for the part of a bowling pin in the school play
T... about 1 year ago
“Now your life in high school will be a tormenting nightmare” mom tells Paige…
Stephen Gilberg about 1 year ago
Careful not to sit on a wall.
kab2rb about 1 year ago
Far too many.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago
Page also read a fortune that read “You will be the big girl on campus. Very big!”