Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 22, 2023

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago

    I thought about changing AD HOMINEM to AD FEMINAM… FYI. I bring this up because many of the personal attacks directed toward me in years past were about me being a female and how my content was “unladylike.” I think I took all the fun out of hating on me, especially when I unexpectedly turned around and mocked the haters on my blog. I even made a point of ramping up the “unladylike” content in case they had more vitriol to spew. Nothing infuriates a hater more than being laughed at, partcularly when their goal is to make the object of their hate feel ashamed or embarrassed.

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    davidob  over 1 year ago

    As long as we don’t come down with mildew at the bath mat factory. We could get called in the carpet. Aye, that’s the rug.

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    Keep on being awesome and let the haters stew in their own bile.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Vacuum’s Sucking helps draw good vibes.

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    Teresa te confirmo.

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    C’mon, I dare ya! But stay out of range of my proboscis, if you know what’s good for you.

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Ooops! It looks from the Blog that a giant omelet is on the menu! With lots of olive oil in the pan. Wow.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Elephant nose is not a good sign.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Ad rem the ad hominem …

    Eliminate the negative …

    Latch on to the affirmative …

    Don’t mess with Sister T In Between …!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And so, we see that when an electric current passes through a molecule, it disrupts the electron shell, restructuring it so that it interacts magnetically. This was discovered by André-Marie Ampère, using direct current, and forms the basis for our use of alternating current and radio waves, where the interaction is employed to induce a current, transferring negative energy from one conductor to another. Of course, if your conductor isn’t connected to a load, the current has no outlet and does nothing at all. It is similar to broadcasting, where nobody is tuned in. In mythology, this is represented by Shiva, representing energy in motion, Parvati, energy kept separate, and Ganesh, the intermediary preserving the separation for Parvati. Shiva disrupts Ganesh, and restores him with the head of an elephant. The head of the elephant is chosen because it faces north, which is a magnetic pole. A likely story. Siddhartha Gautama’s mother dreamt of an elephant while pregnant, taking it as a sign.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    This one time, I was attacked by killer tomatoes. They were spittin’ seeds and Oxalic acid, making remarks about my mother and my lack of manliness. They said I was a waste of space and that I should submit myself to compost. Stupid nightshades; I barely escaped with my life. It was a rotten thing to do. Now every time I even walk past a tomatoe plant I break out in a tomatoe red rash. What kind of irony is that? I like the heirlooms. They have always been sweet and free with the tasty compliments. It is always the beefsteaks that turn. They think they are hot sh!t, but now, I simply laugh at their vitriol, which makes them even more mad, their poison turned back on them, they implode, in their sad self hatred. I used to hate them, but now I just pity them, and I sing them the tomatoe song whenever walking by. It really cheeses them off.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HGBw-emF0I

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Well, if you weren’t making such a rhinocephalus of yourself, the question probably would not even arise! As it is, I fear the attacks from the biased, bigoted, and moronic will continue not only ad frogapplausem but also ad nauseum.

    Truth is, too many potty-mouthed hotheads fear anything different, such as Frog Applause and Sister….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    A psychotic attitude means you and yours are w/the best of friends and judgemental views.

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    davidob  over 1 year ago

    I’d rather not be Graceless.

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