Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 04, 2023

Maybe Chase should stand on his head.

Buying lottery tickets takes less effort …

Most of us just have another cup of coffee.

It’ll be interesting to see how much he’ll lose at the end of the day!!

Frankly, I’m exhausted just listening to all the stuff he does to get ready to lose his shirt to Bernie Madoff.

Probably should get blood in the brain before you do your “research”.

Same way my BIL prepares every day!

Chase is a pushup guy?

ah, pushups get blood to the brain only as a function of increased natural increase – his toes would get the same benefit – maybe do some mental exercises

Fool’s errand…

Today, hasn’t day trading been replaced by computer algorithms that complete trades in fractions of a second?

Hope he has his rabbit’s foot and lucky tee shirt.

Their relationship always felt right to me. I understand why they got divorced in the broader context, but they always clicked so well as partners and friends.

All for something that will be like watching paint dry