Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 06, 2023

Junk mail. For the spam bin.

There – even steven.

Andy is the very definition of “Old School”

I wonder if eviction has old and new-fashioned ways though

Next time, sir—bring the police with a warrant for his arrest—that will be on permanent file, in case he throws it into the trash bin!!

In AZ, the police have to hand you a ticket. they will mail you the ticket but you can ignore it and after 1 year it goes away. PROVIDING you don’t get stopped or deal with DMV in that year. Done that

He must be new on the job.

Any more collection notices and Andy’s gonna need his own debt letter office.

Yer a predictable man, Andy.

Andy’s an old-fashioned guy.

Andy’s not quite living off the grid but either by good fortune or design, is a hard man to electronically track down.

Had a guy say that to me. I told him I’ve been in the same house with the same phone number for 14 years. My email addy is the same one for 26 years. Have the same wife for 32 years and she has a great many friends around the town and region, so you did not try at all.

Now you know why he can’t afford a cell phone or a computer…

Well, now you can see why they never should have done away with debtor’s prison.

Andy’s too smart for a Smartphone… those things track you like a heat seeking missile. Andy uses a flippin’ flip phone. So does The Count.

In the rubbish bin, with all those court orders.

Throwing something in the bin is far more satisfying than deleting an email or text.

A guy I met up with at the beginning of this year gave me his YouTube cards that were basically business cards with his Youtube and other social media handles on. That’s where I met him, I was commenting under his old videos and we arranged to meet in person.

Long story short, we fell out and I tore the cards into shreds and threw them in the bin. It felt good.

xxx

If you were really mad at him you could’ve set the shreds on fire! (Not that I advise that, of course…..)

And once again the 4th wall is broken………

Reminds me of a friend I knew in school who said he was going to throw his homework into the burn barrel. Don’t know if he actually did it, though.

Watch out, Andy — the next step in the old-fashioned way might be that they get a judgment in court and start having the debt garnished from Flo’s paycheck.