Strange Brew by John Deering for July 06, 2023

He was framed! It was all the Liberal media’s fault!

When push came to shove, he cracked under pressure.

He always was a bad egg.

Everyone knew he was a crack head.

I don’t get the yolk.

They got him for eggstortion.

oh prosecutor’s scrambled this one, accused him of poaching, he’ll get off over easy…he’ll end this sunny-side up

Nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it actually say Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Go figure.

Where’s the red tie?

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t be able to fix this!

The Mafia always keeps a dozen eggs on hand.

Busted!

This Egg’s Benedict-ed to crack for some time now.

He cracked under pressure….and leaked yoke all over the interrogation room!

He’s been sentenced to 3 minutes in boiling water.

A hard-boiled yegg if I’ve ever seen one.

He’s just starting to come out of his shell.

WHAT IS HOLDING UP HIS GLASSES?

“OK chief, he cracked. We had a deal, omelet-ing him go.”

Trading in egg futures.