Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 04, 2023

Driven by rabid commandm"ants".

Ants have invaded our kitchen for the second time in two weeks. Exterminators coming Friday.

Them

❝ this one time I was in the back yard and got bit by a big ol’ fat ant…❞

❝it was Aunt Peggy❞

— Clayburn Cox

What has six legs and eats ants? My three uncles in Cleveland…

Oh no, IndependANTS

Love is the ants, sir.

Army of D-Ants

picnic ants are getting greedier this year. :{

Who are you going call? Anteaters

… but we can’t get into the cooler.

I’m thankful that will never happen.

Where’s Yogi and Boo Boo? They like pic-a-nics too.

The ants go munching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.

“Antics”

This one would be appropriate for Bound & Gagged.

I’d fire these ants…

Boy, those ants have some nerve. Tying up that family, putting gags in their mouths, and stealing their picnic.

the ants kinna remind me of the “worms” from the movie Men in Black

Holy mackerel! Is there a nuclear waste site nearby??

Hopefully we’ll see them rescued by that champion of justice, Superaardvark.

Those must be terrorist ants.