Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 06, 2023

Ask if they have a whoopie cushion I can borrow.

Oh, it’s not Grimace?

That style of humor seems counter productive. Some people find it funny, but if there really was a wolf, people wouldn’t believe you.

So, any relation to Barney?

Just hold up a photo of an ugly face and tell her it is a mirror

Better luck next time Phoebe!

Not even “Made you look!” works? This is becoming a major challenge.

Eh. Just call it a win and move on.

DON’T LOOK ETHEEEEEL!!!

Too late; she’d already been mooned!

It worked better than you should have expected, Phoebe. Take the W.

“Does this count as driving them crazy?”

“I… don’t even know anymore.”

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- From the MST3K revival

Marigold deflects Phoebe’s prank attempt and pranks Phoebe for the win!

When I was younger my big purple monsters where the defensive front line of the Minnesota Vikings. Many referred to them as the Purple People Eaters.

“Your prank, should you choose to accept it”……..

people arent named ethel enough these days