Half Full by Maria Scrivan for July 28, 2023

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lucky guy.

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    Sue Ellen  over 1 year ago

    We all have our burdens to bear.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Dang”! He thought, “Tenth one this week”!!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There truly is no limit to ideas for deserted island jokes.

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    Tired  over 1 year ago

    There’s no limit to what you can win!

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    4892624  over 1 year ago

    I hate when that happens!

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    Sir Isaac  over 1 year ago

    Now he has the means of passing the time of day….build a ship in a bottle. Too bad about the fortune cookie worker.

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    NCGalFromNJ  over 1 year ago

    He needs a bigger island.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    But that’s a bottle, not a cookie.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    most excellent

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If we could see the thought balloon of our friend on the island, it might display either of the following:

    “You couldn’t at least have put the message in a cookie?”

    “So you think you have troubles?”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 1 year ago

    “I hope that someone gets my fortune in a bottle.” Misheard song lyrics.

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