Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 27, 2023

Ask for it, with a lower voice…..

Lower the boom on him, Roz.

Throw his dish on the floor.

I think my cholesterol might be too high,

A mosquito bit me, grabbed it’s little chest and keeled over.

What do you call and overweight Alien?

An extra-cholesterol

Why did the blonde avoid eating cereal?

Every box had, in huge letters, “0mg cholesterol!”

I got up this morning and took my blood pressure and cholesterol medicine but later found out they were the wrong medicines. The good news is I don’t have to worry about worms or fleas for the next three months.

(sigh) If only it were that easy.

Let’s keep alive the myth that eating eggs raises cholesterol!

All these comic strip characters talking of weight loss and now cholesterol. Must be national health day.

Another ‘Loonyism’, like a ‘Yogism’ ! ! ! !

ba dum tss

Took a short stool to my exam, Dr. said that wasn’t what he meant.

As usual Loon is off course.

LOL ……….. gotta luv the Loon!