In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 12, 2023

Well, yes, actually. Turn head down. Or feet first. Velocity is around half again faster.

Either way, they’re about to make a big impression on the sport!!!

Don’t open the parachutes. That will get you guys down faster.

Hey Alexa – SPLAT!

Google should direct you to a mountain or hill that you can hit sooner.

Just enter Earth as a destination.

Looks like the ground is closer than it appears!

Ask any paratrooper about the walking part after you land.

Do something fast, before you get hit by a bowl of Petunias and a surprised looking whale.

I’d be hoping if the chute works

Down is good. Just ask a goose.

You’re on your own, bye.

32ft/s²-Fd

Don’t pull the ripcord—-that will improve your time.

They would’ve been fine if they’d worn helmets!