The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 13, 2023

Ned Flanders appears to be suffering from anti-jaundice.

Moustaches!!!

Not to mention Aunt Bertha

I nominate David Crosby, Wilford Brimley, and Hulk Hogan!

Sam Elliot. Sigh.

Oats have teats?

What about Tom Sellect or Alex Trebek?

The soup strainer brigade.

Tom Selleck

The candidates for the best cookie dusters!

Earl Pickle.

What about Ted Lasso?

Geraldo

That last one is certainly not majestic, but it might qualify for the “Distinctive” category.

I’ll take Sam Elliot for 500, Scott!

Steven Gonville Toast

Tom Selleck!

That’ll be $18.95 for that double mocha frapp.

Ron Burgundy. He and his mustache are “kind of a big deal”.

Ned is usually yellow, but I’ll let this slide.

Sorry, the Starbucks Hipster doesn’t make it in my book.

Hipsters ruin EVERYTHING!

Randy from “Rudy Park”.

Mine.

None of them matches Georges Clemenceau. Quelle moustache!

My best moment of Sam Elliott: youtu.be/QWBpBrlqb0o?t=24

excuse me? Ted Lasso!

Mine.

Who can forget John Carradines cool drifting cowboy stache.

Amateur hipster! I’d have specified: Chobani oatmilk – the best!

The cast of Tombstone.

Thayer David (sometimes on Dark Shadows) and Hercule Poirot.

Ozzie and Earl (MUTTS) in today’s strip

https://www.seattletimes.com/comics-king/?feature_id=mutts

Left off Rolley Fingers, Hercule Poirot, and John Debella